I’m a dude. I play guitar and like to make things. One time in 1st grade I made a square. I made some pictures back then too. That was a long time ago.

Most people bore me. It’s not because I’m somehow just so interesting, it’s that most people are too scared to be real that they retreat into pre-made boxes. Worse they think if I’m not in a pre-made box that looks exactly like theirs we somehow can’t even.

I can’t even.

So whistle me a tune while I figure out how to get my pants off.